WTF… A Man in Spanky Pants

In continuing news from the men in tight pants department, Bataleon has squeezed some dude into a pair of yellow tights.  Don’t get me wrong, I love Bataleon, I even ride a Bataleon, and I must say it’s quite excellent.  However, they do have a flair for imagery that is borderline creepy.  For instance, on my Violenza’s graphic, there’s a bird that appears to be violating a llama with his beak (although Danny at Bataleon told me that he was just tickling him). I waver between finding this amusing and disturbing.

Find this sexy?  There’s more at http://www.bataleon.com/en/

This season, in the amusing/disturbing imagery department this season, they’ve decided to dress a dude in a pair of spandex tights and some spanky pants, and a ski mask. Of course, the ski mask is rather friendly with that smiley face on it, so I guess it’s not as creepy as it would be if it was a regular ski mask.  Or possibly it’s more creepy, since the guy inside the mask keeps doing some kinda crazy eye look.  Do you think he’s hiding an axe somewhere?  Those look like the eyes of someone who is hiding an axe somewhere.  I bet he also owns a van.

Also, to my delight/horror, on Bataleon’s Blog, they seem to have located a man in Italy snowboarding in those pink zebra striped pants I blogged about the other week.

Posted by Kelly Vance on 10/22 at 11:06 AM

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COMMENTS



d damra

i’m scared.

Oct Wed, 2008 at 12:32



julie

hahaha, oh Bataleon...how I love thee.

Oct Wed, 2008 at 02:48



rawrkitties

Hahaha. The ski mask is creepy indeed, and I love how this guy’s outerwear matches his board.. rather amusing =D

Oct Wed, 2008 at 04:31



dee stroyer

Notice how the zebra pants match the guys board?  Now thats just plain creepy.

Oct Wed, 2008 at 05:29



foster

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhmazing

Oct Wed, 2008 at 10:16



DearTragedy

i’ve sold my soul to bataleon <3

Oct Thu, 2008 at 05:42



VIXEN

i want those zebra pants!

Oct Thu, 2008 at 07:19



VIXEN

and are you sure it’s a man in the yellow pants?  i see a camel toe, not a mooseknuckle!

Oct Thu, 2008 at 07:20



kelly

hahaha I’m not positive that they’re all dudes, I couldn’t decide if it was all the same dude?  -
http://www.bataleon.com/en/softgoods

I’ll have to find my catalog and scan it, the dude in the catalog is especially… interesting.

Oct Thu, 2008 at 07:43



VIXEN

I AM SO CONFUSED.  either they tucked their balls behind their legs or they photoshopped girl legs on them

Oct Thu, 2008 at 11:01



dee stroyer

Mangina!

Oct Thu, 2008 at 04:32



Diane

Hilarious!!!!!!

Oct Fri, 2008 at 04:35



Oly

He’s really freaky looking in that yellow mask.

Oct Sat, 2008 at 10:40

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