Top Reasons Snowboarding is Better than Shopping

by Hannah Adams

    • No annoying salespeople
    • Lifties are cuter than cashiers
    • It’s a better workout
    • Nobody will notice if you’re having a bad hair day
    • Guys will go with you without complaining
    • Snowboarding jackets are great for hiding that extra donut you ate
    • The guy:girl ratio in most resort towns is upwards of 5:1. What do you think the guy:girl ratio is in a mall?
    • You get to hang out in the beautiful mountains. Unless you find old navy beautiful.
    • An adrenaline rush doesn’t come with buyer’s remorse
    • Everyone loves a Shred Betty

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