Stepchild Slim Contest Winner Announced!

A Limerick is a funny poem made up of 5 lines with set numbers of syllables.  We picked the winners and runners-up based on their sense of humor and ability to rhyme kinda okay.  Here are the top 5 entries:

Winning poem by Molly Cooney:

Snowboarding is what makes me happy
Other sports are stupid and crappy

I love snowboarding pow
Someday I will jib cows

Now I will go do some tail slappys



First Runner Up - Brittany
Always thinking about snowboarding,
without it my life is plain boring.

Stuntin while on the hill,
my steeze is straight up ill.

A new board I hope to be scoring.



Best Almost Limerick
Brit didn’t quite get her syllables right, but her poem was cute.

One day a girl decided she wanted to play with the boys
And join in on the fun they had on those rails and kickers with their toys
So she jumped right in
And ripped some ridiculous spins
And left the boys feeling a little destroyed



Best Random Line (Tie)
Stephanie
Hitting rails spinning jumps goggle tans
We scrap we rap on the lift my mans

Woah is that Joe Sexton?
I love the snow it’s fun

To win this snowboard it’d be like damm

Amanda

Snowboarding time = Loss of social life
Bedtime cut short but sometimes with strife

“This is the life”, I say
With no money to pay

Time to make sandwiches… with no knife.

Posted by Kelly Vance on 12/24