Snowboarding is better than Shopping

Hannah Adams

      o No annoying salespeople
      o Lifties are cuter than cashiers
      o It’s a better workout
      o Nobody will notice if you’re having a bad hair day
      o Guys will go with you without complaining
      o Snowboarding jackets are great for hiding that extra donut you ate
      o The guy:girl ratio in most resort towns is upwards of 5:1. What do you think the guy:girl ratio is in a mall?
      o You get to hang out in the beautiful mountains. Unless you find old navy beautiful.
      o An adrenaline rush doesn’t come with buyer’s remorse
      o Everyone loves a Shred Betty

Posted by freelance on 12/21/06

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